Frank, Ron and Bob go fishing. They have been doing it every Sunday for thirty years. All of a sudden, one week, Bob couldn't go. He told his friends that he was sorry, but he had sudden priorities with his wife. They understood. The next day, Bob was sitting, reading the paper, on the fishing trip and the first one there before his friends. Frank and Ron saw him and said."What happened? How did you pursuade your wife into letting you go"? Bob: "Well Guys. It's like this. I was reading the paper when all of a sudden I feel a tap on my shoulder. It was my wife in the most beautiful laungaree you ever saw. She took my hand and took me upstairs to the bedroom where she had rose petals on the bed, scented candles, and handcuffs. She asked me if i could put them on her. Naturally I said yes. She wanted to be cuffed to the bed. She said I could do anything I wanted, so here I am".
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